By Jo Falcon, JJ Jones, and Doris Muramatsu
Doris: Hi girls, what do you think of my new
Friend 1: He seems nice but he could really use
Friend 2: Yeah, and maybe a shave!
Doris: I know he’s unusual, but I think he’s dreamy!
He’s real big, and he’s kinda shy
Long brown hair – ooh, he’s my guy
He’s the Bigfoot
My friends say,
“He’s not our kind – kind of aromatic”
Well, I don’t mind – he’s the Bigfoot!
I took him to see my mom and dad
They fainted dead away
But when they see that he’s right for me
They’ll learn to love him like a son someday
Ooh, Sasquatch swept me right off my feet
I wanna be with him in his mountain retreat
’Cause he’s the Bigfoot
When we get married he’ll look so cute
All dressed up in a Brooks Brothers suit
He’s the Bigfoot (he’s my guy)
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